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PRESS: who broke down the walls of Jericho in the bible?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: i'm very-very sure is Governor Fashola. The Lagos State Governor.

PRESS: what???

PROF. HOLY ROCK: my prayer is, he should not break the walls of  Nigeria. Because Nigeria is very close to Jericho.

PRESS: why did you say so Prof.?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: someone who has broken almost all the walls in Lagos State, are there any order walls he can't break?

PRESS: please let's continue this interview next time.

............To Be Continued

THE HiLARiOUS BiBLE

""A man must leave his parent compound, and enter a Taxi to another compound, and Carry his wife to his own compound, and they shall become Mr. & Mrs."" (Genesis 2:24)

by PROF. HOLY ROCK

THE BiG GENERATOR (blessing)

There is somebody reading this right now. You have been using a small generator for the past 12 years;
The LORD said i should tell you, He is sending you a very big generator.

Meaning: GOD said He will do a better thing in your life

MY FiRST ViSiON FOR NiGERiA

""When i become the president of Nigeria, the first thing i will do is buy MOSQUiTO NETS and share to everybody. Because i love Nigeria but hate maleria"" by PROF. HOLY ROCK

Twitter ledgle: @profholy

EVEN GOD GOES TO THE OFFiCE

What GOD does at the office?
He thinks good thought about you. (Jeremiah 29:11)

For GOD to think about your needs, marriage etc He has to be at the office. Where His Angels will be with their laptops sending Him names of those whose prayers need to be attended to.

At evening, He closes from work and goes to relax at a revelatory place to refresh. This was why GOD drives to visit Adam in the garden at evenings. (Genesis 3:8)

YOU HAVE TO WORK. YOU ALSO NEED TO RELAX

PAYiNG GOD A ViSiT

#TheWaysOfaProfessor
...an atmosphere for laughter and insights
by PROF. HOLY ROCK
Twitter legdle: @profholy

""GOD has shown me favour""
Therefore, on the last day whilst am travelling to Heaven; i will buy shoes, italian suits, fruits, vegetables, krets of minerals and bottle water, Plasma Tv, DVD player, Mr. Bean comedy DvD, 'Ali Baba comedy DvD, Obus Zalee comedy DvD, Holy Malam comedy DvD, 1st Born, Cee...Y, Openteeth, MC Still Ringing comedy DvD (because GOD understands every language) and all other clean GOSPEL Nigerian comedians audio and video CD, put them in Ghana-Must-Go and carry to Heaven. So all the Angels will watch and ENJOY.

MEANiNG: people you do good to, will extend the goodness to you or your children's children.