TEACH ME HOW TO COOK - The Hilarious Gospel with Prof. Holy Rock

TODAY'S PRAYER POiNT: O LORD, teach me how to cook the type of food that you cooked in Psalm 23:5. (PRAYER!!!)

Every single lady need to take this Prayer very seriously and to the married women who want GOD to improve their cooking style, so their husbands will enter Okada and start rushing home immediately after work; should also pray this PRAYER seriously. Please, as you are Praying, also be cooking something. And use gas cooker. It will let the Prayer get to Heaven faster.

""i see GOD reveal to some women another unique type of food that has never been cooked anywhere in the World before""

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PROF. HOLY ROCK iN PRESS PALAVA - Pastor E.A. Adeboye

PRESS: Why are you not very excited on today's show?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: I am excited. Is just that early in 2014 Daddy E.A. Adeboye asked us to do 100 days fasting.

PRESS: That's through.

PROF. HOLY ROCK: What am thinking now is; How are we sure that next year, he will not ask us to fast for 'one year'.

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TRAFFiC iN NiGERiA

PROF. HOLY ROCK iN PRESS PALAVA

PRESS: On today's show, even the President of Nigeria, and other Presidents of the World have tuned in to hear your advice on 'HOW TO TERMiNATE TRAFFiC iN NiGERiA'

PROF. HOLY ROCK: Are you sure they are tuned-in or they have gone for meeting?

PRESS: They are tuned in.

PROF. HOLY ROCK: How did you know?

PRESS: iT was said yesterday at the National Assembly that i should host you again and they will all listen to you.

PROF. HOLY ROCK: Well. Whether they are tuned-in or not, as long as they follow the instrumentation. Sorry. The instruction, things will work.

PRESS: So, as a well educated Professor, 'What Do You Think Could Be Done To Terminate Traffic All Over Nigeria?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: The only thing that can stop traffic in Nigeria, is for everybody to 'pack' their load and travel to another country.

PRRSS: What! What now happen to the other country?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: iF they ask for advice, they will get.

PRESS: But it is of no use for everybody to travel out of the country.

PROF. HOLY ROCK: That is the only solution my dear.

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FiRST TO SEE JESUS

PROF. HOLY ROCK iN PRESS PALAVA

PRESS: Welcome to the show Prof.

PROF. HOLY ROCK: Thanks a gazillion.

PRESS: On todays show we want to hear your view on, 'Who Will Be The First To See JESUS' when He come?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: The first people that will see JESUS are 'security men'.

PRESS: Why security men?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: Because JESUS will come at mid night.
(1st Thessalonians 5:2)

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JESUS ViSiTED NASARAWA STATE - The Hilarious Gospel with Prof. Holy Rock

  (Matthew 13:53-56. THB version)

Verses 53: the next day after JESUS finished ministering at a church where He was invited, He entered Taxi and traveled back to His village.

Verses 54: when JESUS got to His village He organised a three (3) Months seminar and thought on, 'how to meditate on the word'. His uncles, villagers and elders of the land where suprised and said to each other, don't you think this small boy has gone to collect charm, that is why He has so many trailers of wisdom and doing these strange wonders?

Verses 55: Is He not the son of the man who repairs our chairs? Is His mum not the slim woman that sells roasted plantain at the bus stop? And His brothers James, Joses, Simon and Judas?

Verses 56: With His sisters, Fatima and Ngozi that stay with us in this Nasarawa State/Nazareth? Who gave Him the Energy Drink to do all these things?

""being a Bus Driver does not matter, as long as you know where you are driving to""

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How To Make Peace At Home (part 1)

PROF. HOLY ROCK iN PRESS PALAVA
...laugh until heaven comes

PRESS: What could couples do to have peace at home?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: They should have a generator.

PRESS: Generator? Why did you say so?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: Because women are attracted to light.

PRESS: Please explain.

PROF. HOLY ROCK: If a woman wants to cook rice and stew for her husband, exspecially at night, if NEPA takes light she will change it to jellof rice if there is no generator.

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PRESS: who broke down the walls of Jericho in the bible?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: i'm very-very sure is Governor Fashola. The Lagos State Governor.

PRESS: what???

PROF. HOLY ROCK: my prayer is, he should not break the walls of  Nigeria. Because Nigeria is very close to Jericho.

PRESS: why did you say so Prof.?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: someone who has broken almost all the walls in Lagos State, are there any order walls he can't break?

PRESS: please let's continue this interview next time.

............To Be Continued

THE HiLARiOUS BiBLE

""A man must leave his parent compound, and enter a Taxi to another compound, and Carry his wife to his own compound, and they shall become Mr. & Mrs."" (Genesis 2:24)

by PROF. HOLY ROCK

THE BiG GENERATOR (blessing)

There is somebody reading this right now. You have been using a small generator for the past 12 years;
The LORD said i should tell you, He is sending you a very big generator.

Meaning: GOD said He will do a better thing in your life

MY FiRST ViSiON FOR NiGERiA

""When i become the president of Nigeria, the first thing i will do is buy MOSQUiTO NETS and share to everybody. Because i love Nigeria but hate maleria"" by PROF. HOLY ROCK

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