Prayer For Single Men - THE HiLARiOUS GOSPEL with PROF. HOLY ROCK

TODAY'S PRAYER POiNT: Oh LORD! i want to marry a woman that anytime i hear her voice in the morning, i will increase my OFFERiNG. And when i look at her face, i just double my TiTHE, in JESUS Mighty name (PRAYER!!!)

Single men, pray this prayer seriously. And a single woman who wants GOD to bless her husband to the point he will be doing this should also pray - including married couples who need GOD to 'interview' their marriage. Sorry. To intervene in their marriage should also accelerate this prayer point.

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THiNGS MOST WOMEN DON'T KNOW by PROF. HOLY ROCK

TRY CALLiNG HiM: It had been said that a man should love his wife, but not for the man to always do the calling texting etc. Every woman wants a caring, romantic and always calling and SMSing man. But many if not all don't realise that even the man needs a woman who will do all that to him. Like; call him 12 times a day, be romantic to him, even while he is at work or where ever. It makes him work better and faster.

BE A PROFESSiONAL AT SOMETHiNG: Women, add value to your lives. No man with vision wants to marry a woman who has not even discovered her purpose or has a cool job or hand work doing. Even if a woman is not a graduate but she knows the computer, sowing and whatever trade very well and can read and write with a plan/strategy that will draw the World anytime, she will be valued even more than a graduate who doesn't have a plan and has not discovered her purpose.
"I prefare a drop out with a purpose to a graduate without one".

BUY SOMETHiNG FOR HiM: Shoes, shirts, etc. "Most women tell their man about their birthday 5 Months before the day". Women feel it is only the duty of a man to buy things for them.

""A woman who buys things for a man will easily get the man's heart.""

Joseph couldn't leave virgin Mary his fiancee when he found that she was 3 Months pregnant from another source because Mary showed him great love, took him to sight seeing, bought him things etc and gave him better ideas to take his carpentry business international.

""The woman who encourages a man to achieve a plan/vision etc, will be of great value to the man than gold""

NOTE: Joseph the carpenter did not have a television but he had vision and virgin Mary stood by him and gave him colossal support. Joseph had in mind to construct chairs for kings and queens according to (Proverbs 22:29) but he ended up doing far more. The bible says that Heaven is GOD's palace (Acts 7:49 - THB version). And in His palace, He sits on His throne. The throne that GOD seats on was contructed by Joseph the carpenter but he achieved that because a kind woman stood by him.

HOW DiD JOSEPH ACHiEVE THAT? if you are a carpenter and you are living a righteous life, industrous and excellent at your handwork, it means you are constructing a Throne for the Almighty GOD.

""Go into the World and preach the Gospel"". You can preach the Gospel been a carpenter. I will talk on ""HOW YOU CAN PREACH THE GOSPEL WiTH ANY GiFT YOU HAVE"" one of these days.

So women, if you can't encourage and support all men, the one that you feel you love, try encouraging him from now. He also needs your encouragement.

You are BLESSED

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MOSQUiTO-NET - The Hilarious Gospel with Prof. Holy Rock

TODAY'S PRAYER POiNT: Father, please give me the type of Mosquito-Net that you gave to Peter's mother-in-law in Matthew 8:14-15.

JESUS came into Peter's one bedroom and saw his mother-in-law had malaria. Thank GOD JESUS had malaria tablet with Him; so He gave to her, she drank it with pure water and immediately she became well. And then, she entered the kitchen and cooked indomie instant noodles for JESUS and everyone around.

NOTE: As JESUS was about to enter a taxi to go for other ministrations (He went about doing good) He gave her a Mosquito-Net. So that Mosquito will not bite her again as long as she sleeps inside that mosquito-Net.

Ladies and gentlemen, we must always pray for GOD'S protection because the prayer we prayed yesterday may not be enough to keep us for tomorrow. That is why, even FACEBOOK, BBM, TWiTTER etc keep updating.

We need the JESUS Mosquito-Net to protect us from the evil that fly at night. And pray that GOD continues to keep us inside His net in JESUS' name. PRAYER!!!

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PROF. HOLY ROCK iN PRESS PALAVA - Heaven

PRESS: Welcome again to today's show, Prof. Holy Rock.

PROF. HOLY ROCK: I am happy to be on your TV show. Is just that, viewers are seeing me, but am not seeing them.

PRESS: (LoL) How do you expect to see viewers from the studio?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: Because everything is possible.

PRESS: (LoL) well, before you make me laugh and forget my question for today's interview, let me just ask. 'everybody wants to make Heaven, 'Do you also want to make Heaven?'

PROF. HOLY ROCK: Ofcourse! I want to travel to Heaven.

PRESS: Whatever. Whether travel or make.
So why do you want to travel to Heaven?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: Because there is no Mosquito, no House Rent and no NEPA Bill in Heaven.

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TEACH ME HOW TO COOK - The Hilarious Gospel with Prof. Holy Rock

TODAY'S PRAYER POiNT: O LORD, teach me how to cook the type of food that you cooked in Psalm 23:5. (PRAYER!!!)

Every single lady need to take this Prayer very seriously and to the married women who want GOD to improve their cooking style, so their husbands will enter Okada and start rushing home immediately after work; should also pray this PRAYER seriously. Please, as you are Praying, also be cooking something. And use gas cooker. It will let the Prayer get to Heaven faster.

""i see GOD reveal to some women another unique type of food that has never been cooked anywhere in the World before""

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PROF. HOLY ROCK iN PRESS PALAVA - Pastor E.A. Adeboye

PRESS: Why are you not very excited on today's show?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: I am excited. Is just that early in 2014 Daddy E.A. Adeboye asked us to do 100 days fasting.

PRESS: That's through.

PROF. HOLY ROCK: What am thinking now is; How are we sure that next year, he will not ask us to fast for 'one year'.

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TRAFFiC iN NiGERiA

PROF. HOLY ROCK iN PRESS PALAVA

PRESS: On today's show, even the President of Nigeria, and other Presidents of the World have tuned in to hear your advice on 'HOW TO TERMiNATE TRAFFiC iN NiGERiA'

PROF. HOLY ROCK: Are you sure they are tuned-in or they have gone for meeting?

PRESS: They are tuned in.

PROF. HOLY ROCK: How did you know?

PRESS: iT was said yesterday at the National Assembly that i should host you again and they will all listen to you.

PROF. HOLY ROCK: Well. Whether they are tuned-in or not, as long as they follow the instrumentation. Sorry. The instruction, things will work.

PRESS: So, as a well educated Professor, 'What Do You Think Could Be Done To Terminate Traffic All Over Nigeria?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: The only thing that can stop traffic in Nigeria, is for everybody to 'pack' their load and travel to another country.

PRRSS: What! What now happen to the other country?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: iF they ask for advice, they will get.

PRESS: But it is of no use for everybody to travel out of the country.

PROF. HOLY ROCK: That is the only solution my dear.

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FiRST TO SEE JESUS

PROF. HOLY ROCK iN PRESS PALAVA

PRESS: Welcome to the show Prof.

PROF. HOLY ROCK: Thanks a gazillion.

PRESS: On todays show we want to hear your view on, 'Who Will Be The First To See JESUS' when He come?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: The first people that will see JESUS are 'security men'.

PRESS: Why security men?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: Because JESUS will come at mid night.
(1st Thessalonians 5:2)

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JESUS ViSiTED NASARAWA STATE - The Hilarious Gospel with Prof. Holy Rock

  (Matthew 13:53-56. THB version)

Verses 53: the next day after JESUS finished ministering at a church where He was invited, He entered Taxi and traveled back to His village.

Verses 54: when JESUS got to His village He organised a three (3) Months seminar and thought on, 'how to meditate on the word'. His uncles, villagers and elders of the land where suprised and said to each other, don't you think this small boy has gone to collect charm, that is why He has so many trailers of wisdom and doing these strange wonders?

Verses 55: Is He not the son of the man who repairs our chairs? Is His mum not the slim woman that sells roasted plantain at the bus stop? And His brothers James, Joses, Simon and Judas?

Verses 56: With His sisters, Fatima and Ngozi that stay with us in this Nasarawa State/Nazareth? Who gave Him the Energy Drink to do all these things?

""being a Bus Driver does not matter, as long as you know where you are driving to""

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How To Make Peace At Home (part 1)

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PRESS: What could couples do to have peace at home?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: They should have a generator.

PRESS: Generator? Why did you say so?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: Because women are attracted to light.

PRESS: Please explain.

PROF. HOLY ROCK: If a woman wants to cook rice and stew for her husband, exspecially at night, if NEPA takes light she will change it to jellof rice if there is no generator.

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