I HAVE READ THE BiBLE FROM GENESiS TO REVELATiON

But, i was shocked when i saw India in the bible.
(Esther 1:1)

Now am studying harder to check whether i will see Ghana or Brazil.

(Even a slave can't be hungry in the kings palace. What is that thing you want? Know that your Father who lives in a three storey building in Heaven has it all. And He knows what you need)
 
           by Prof. Holy Rock
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THERE ARE BOYS QUARTERS iN HEAVEN

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There was a rich man whose suits were italian suits. He had a special Aboki man who came everyday to polish his shoes. He lived at the Victoria Island.
Anytime he or his children were sick they fly overseas. But there was a beggar with wounds on his body who came to his gate everyday to look for food and help. This rich man never helped him.

SO BAD: dogs came and licked his wounds. Even chicken came and ate the flies that perched on his wounds.

BORN AGAiN: This poor man was a born-again but he never won any soul to GOD. And the bible says, "GOD will pay every man salary according to his productivity here on Earth" (Romans 2:6) taking from the Prof. Holy Rock Bible

THE BURiAL: This poor man (Lazarus) died and the Angels of GOD came with a private jet and took him to Heaven, but they kept him at Abraham's bosom (Luke 16:22). That bosom is known as, BOYS QUARTER.

THE Arrival: When you get to Heaven would you want to live in Father Abraham's, Isaac or Jacob's bosom?
Or you want GOD to give you your own mansion?

SCORiNG GOALS iNTO HEAVEN

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Any soul you bring to GOD is a goal you have scored.
And GOD will call a DJ to come and blast music. His Angels will bring canopy and they will set it in front of GOD's compound in Heaven. GOD will invite an MC who will anchore the "soul winning ceremony" and the whole people in Heaven will gather to eat and drink mineral as they celebrate the goal you just scored into Heaven. (LUKE 15:10)

THE REAL GOAL: If you bring one soul to Heaven, you have just scored one goal.
If you bring two souls, you have scored two goals.

In this World Cup season in Brazil 2014, as you score temporal goals, also score the eternal goals. So that you shall also receive the eternal World cup of Heaven.

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I say Amen to this

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GOD told me clearly that there is somebody who has JERSEY but has no BOOT;
GOD said i should tell you that, He will give you a BOOT that is more than the one He gave to Jay-Jay Okocha.

Meaning: GOD said He will use you to do His work.

""The SALARY of sin is death"" (Romans 6:23)
Taken from the PROF. HOLY ROCK BiBLE

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