THE HiLARiOUS GOSPEL with Prof. Holy Rock
...an atmosphere for laughter and blessings
There was a rich man whose suits were italian suits. He had a special Aboki man who came everyday to polish his shoes. He lived at the Victoria Island.
Anytime he or his children were sick they fly overseas. But there was a beggar with wounds on his body who came to his gate everyday to look for food and help. This rich man never helped him.
SO BAD: dogs came and licked his wounds. Even chicken came and ate the flies that perched on his wounds.
BORN AGAiN: This poor man was a born-again but he never won any soul to GOD. And the bible says, "GOD will pay every man salary according to his productivity here on Earth" (Romans 2:6) taking from the Prof. Holy Rock Bible
THE BURiAL: This poor man (Lazarus) died and the Angels of GOD came with a private jet and took him to Heaven, but they kept him at Abraham's bosom (Luke 16:22). That bosom is known as, BOYS QUARTER.
THE Arrival: When you get to Heaven would you want to live in Father Abraham's, Isaac or Jacob's bosom?
Or you want GOD to give you your own mansion?
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