ever green comedy - PROF. HOLY ROCK iN PRESS PALAVA

...laugh until heaven comes

PRESS: we want to hear your opinion on this matter Prof.

PROF. HOLY ROCK: i am poised.

PRESS: the bible always say that JESUS is coming very soon. 'why has He not come?'

PROF  HOLY ROCK: traffic.

PRESS: traffic? How?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: JESUS is on His way. And traffic warders all over the world - including Lagos State Government of Nigeria, need to send JULiUS BERGER and LASMA to clear the road.

PRESS: please, i don't get you Prof.

PROF. HOLY ROCK: John the baptist was the CEO of Julius Berger and traffic warding, and he really constructed the road during his tenure.(Mark 1:2-3)

PRESS: how did John prepare or construct the road?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: is in the chapter above but let me switch-on more electricity. He poured so many bags of Dangote Cement to smoothen the road. Including Federal road, State road and Street roads by entering Okada from junction to junction, house to house, he even went from school to school and was lecturing the 'word' to people. (Luke 3:3-4)

PRESS: wow. I can't believe this.

PROF. HOLY ROCK: John the baptist also came to Ajegunle, which is the Ghetto of Nigeria and was lecturing people to buy paint and repent themselves. (Matthew 3:1-3)

PRESS: you just talked about paint. Please, 'is there any paint that could be used to paint the body?'

PROF. HOLY ROCK: yes. The blood of JESUS.

PRESS: wow. We shall talk on that later. But 'how can people construct the road, according to you Prof.?'

PROF. HOLY ROCK: The Dangote Cement that is been poured everyday on our road is the WORD of GOD ministers preach everyday. And for the road to remain without any pot holes people need to drive gingerly.

PRESS: oh my GOD. Please what do you mean by 'gingerly?'

PROF. HOLY ROCK: carefully.
Always conscious of GOD. (Matthew 3:6)

PRESS: please give more light Prof.

PROF. HOLY ROCK: our life is the road. We need to construct our lives daily by living righteously and generiously. That way, it will be easier for JESUS to drive through the express road of our spirit, soul and body and come. Sin is the traffic holding JESUS. But whether sin or not He will still come, so is better you repaint yourself.

PRESS: so what are the signs that can make one know that he has JESUS?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: the person's name will change to Peace. Because he or she will have a wider orange. Sorry. A wider range of peace.

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