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NAKEDNESS IS FASHION

Each time I put on the Television and I see indecently dressed women of which MOST are almost naked. In fact, most are even naked and this has become normal to so many around us; my heart bleeds and sometimes, I cry to the point that tears drops from my eyes to the floor.

"Some times, the reason the government officials are not able to fix the problem is because, even the government heads that sent them are guilty".

EXAMPLE: before my father was born till now that I have my own children, my country have not been able to fix the issue of light. Something is wrong with all leaders and all of us.

Some of my mentees if they are with me or while strolling and showing them things would understand my post better because, they have been with me and seen the errors I point to them on the street.

Every time I see women on the street, bus stops, church, mosque etc almost naked I cry because I remember how their indecent dressing dealt drastically with me.

I know the pressing messages they send to our men whether married or single.

I know fully well how a man that is thinking straight can immediately do something so STUPID all because of ONE indecent dressed woman. How much more when he sees more than one from when he left home to the time he returns.

Men are moved by what they see. Only the very few men who knows how to press the button of self control will see these indecently dressed women and still do the right thing.

Women, the way you are tempting men to masturbate, lust, rape, commit adultery etc, don't forget that, other women are also tempting your son, brothers etc.

I am not bordered about worldly women at all. After all, it is their duty to dress indecently. But come on, have you seen how most of our pastors/Imam wives, female children, sisters dress to the market, office, church or mosque etc?

Someone may be wondering why are my mentioning the mosque. Why won't I mention. If I only mention church you will say am against the church. The church and the mosque are guilty or have you not seen so many Muslim girls cover their head with Ijab but their waist is not covered? Have you not seen the useless way these our women dress? Or you love it? Yet, you are dying?

Why do we deceive ourselves?

How could a woman dress like this.

When you read my book, CLOTHED but NAKED. You will see so much information there. So many great authors have commented on it.

See how the mother is dressed and is advising her child to do same. What do you think the children of this little girl will wear during their time? You think they will even put on indecent clothes or just go naked without pants?

Nakedness is now fashion all over the world. Please, don't be part of it.
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HOW TO IDENTIFY PHARISEES IN ANY CHURCH

1. They go to work early but come to church late.

2. They beg their boss when they err but threaten to leave church whenever there is a misunderstanding.

3. They work hard to be promoted at work but treat the work of God with levity.

4. They pay all their dues in the workplace but refuse to pay most, if not all financial dues in the church.

5. They buy costly things for their boss to get favour but can't even buy airtime for their pastor.

6. When they are not going to be in the office, they take permission ahead from their superior; but expect pastor and elders to pay them visits when they miss church without notice and most times take offense.

7. They fear and respect their boss more than their pastor and leaders and even sometimes more than God.

8. When they are sick they manage to go to work but they cannot manage to come to the church.

9. They take official query serious but handle divine rebuke with disdain.

10. They tolerate their colleagues in the workplace but cannot tolerate the brethren.

11. They turn off their phones at workplace, but secretly chat on WhatsApp during service in Church.

12. They can work overtime in the office but get offended at the pastor if he's not closing at the stipulated time.

I Have Judged myself on this. Do the same!

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Early this morning, I communicated with my DADDY who lives in a 3 storey building up-stairs, via the telephone. In our discussion i asked Him, "what could be done to kill all the MOSQUiTOES in Nigeria, Africa and the World in general." Whilst we were discussing my credit got finished. To my surprise DADDY called me back.

He said i should announce to everybody that MOSQUiTOES will always be there no matter how we try to kill them. But those who have and use their MOSQUiTO-NETs, will always overcome.

NOTE: ""Trials and temptations will always come, but the fact that you are glued to the World's best SAViOUR; by knowing and doing what the 'word' says, you shall always be FREE.

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PRESS: we want to hear your opinion on this matter Prof.

PROF. HOLY ROCK: i am poised.

PRESS: the bible always say that JESUS is coming very soon. 'why has He not come?'

PROF  HOLY ROCK: traffic.

PRESS: traffic? How?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: JESUS is on His way. And traffic warders all over the world - including Lagos State Government of Nigeria, need to send JULiUS BERGER and LASMA to clear the road.

PRESS: please, i don't get you Prof.

PROF. HOLY ROCK: John the baptist was the CEO of Julius Berger and traffic warding, and he really constructed the road during his tenure.(Mark 1:2-3)

PRESS: how did John prepare or construct the road?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: is in the chapter above but let me switch-on more electricity. He poured so many bags of Dangote Cement to smoothen the road. Including Federal road, State road and Street roads by entering Okada from junction to junction, house to house, he even went from school to school and was lecturing the 'word' to people. (Luke 3:3-4)

PRESS: wow. I can't believe this.

PROF. HOLY ROCK: John the baptist also came to Ajegunle, which is the Ghetto of Nigeria and was lecturing people to buy paint and repent themselves. (Matthew 3:1-3)

PRESS: you just talked about paint. Please, 'is there any paint that could be used to paint the body?'

PROF. HOLY ROCK: yes. The blood of JESUS.

PRESS: wow. We shall talk on that later. But 'how can people construct the road, according to you Prof.?'

PROF. HOLY ROCK: The Dangote Cement that is been poured everyday on our road is the WORD of GOD ministers preach everyday. And for the road to remain without any pot holes people need to drive gingerly.

PRESS: oh my GOD. Please what do you mean by 'gingerly?'

PROF. HOLY ROCK: carefully.
Always conscious of GOD. (Matthew 3:6)

PRESS: please give more light Prof.

PROF. HOLY ROCK: our life is the road. We need to construct our lives daily by living righteously and generiously. That way, it will be easier for JESUS to drive through the express road of our spirit, soul and body and come. Sin is the traffic holding JESUS. But whether sin or not He will still come, so is better you repaint yourself.

PRESS: so what are the signs that can make one know that he has JESUS?

PROF. HOLY ROCK: the person's name will change to Peace. Because he or she will have a wider orange. Sorry. A wider range of peace.

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